February 2012
turdshuffler:
>Walk into class >Realize you didn’t do a project >Walk out of class
>Wake up
>Realize you didn’t do project
>Don’t go to class
At last ..
I am home.
I forgot I’m still 17 in high school. I haven’t even slept yet, & I gotta get ready.
Goodbye.
blacktimtebow:
“u heddah u wishes u had deh swaggs like me why u a heddah”
is it time for me to roast anothr person on tumbler ? - coupesandleerjets
-Sell crack
-Hit licks
-Blow money at strip club
-Repeat
Who's worse Who's worse Who's worse Who's worse...
lovethyhippie:
Coupesandleerjets
or
Paltalkswag
Lol Nigga there’s no answer
Glock eye
This light skin nigga with the glock eye is really...
inhale-mikey:
Lets be democratic about it and vote him the fuck off this website..
Nigga said glock eye.
Can you niggas please make your blogs mobile friendly? This iPod blogging is a struggle without that shit.
barackosama:
brrrrxxdxn:
Can we all just unfollow coupes already. It was kinda funny at first, now it’s just played out and annoying.. and most importantly, not funny.
i did this 6 weeks ago
You take an L for following, period.
1 tag
lovethyhippie:
haitianprophet started following you
My legion grows
barackosama:
if they follow you they fuck with you
I know I’m not the only nigga who’s gained about 10 followers tonight.
Tonight being 4-5 in the morning.
Idk about you other niggas, but “Kelvin” will never be tolerable.
You can’t reblog a picture of a half naked dude, & not add a comment of some sort. That’s gay.
The last time I stayed up this late was summer time. I been here posting nonstop for a good 6 hours. I am going to be mad as fuck when I hit that post limit later.
peppergoat:
niggas doing hard research on people they don’t know smh
stay in school, get a job
I was saying the same shit, & I thought homie was doing too much research until this nigga rapgameskressful turned out to be a nigga. Not a guido like he pretended, but an actual chocolate nigga.
paltalkswag:
haitianprophet:
I barely know this paltalkswag nigga & he’s already unacceptable.
why i do to u?
im just reblag my own stuff
leaf me alone
Why must you type like a retarded Nigerian?
I barely know this paltalkswag nigga & he’s already unacceptable.
3 tags
I see Kam is fluent in smartass ._.
I fuck with Whitley.
Lol I wish my wife of 16 years would fuck her boss & think she can tell me I’m not staying in the house.
torresthethird:
blacktimtebow replied to your post: *Wonders what white tumblr is doing*
putting three dicks in one asshole
“You a middle dick ass nigga” is my new favorite insult. He ain’t feeling nothing but dick.
THEY NEVER LET THAT BOY COOK
barackosama:
blogging just fills in the time between real life and porn
Anonymous asked: I mean, youre the prophet OF Haiti, you gotta think of something better than that
the dust at the bottom of the cinnamon toast...
Nigga that shit still got me off the walls now
What
Does
Dat
Mouf
Do
?
Anonymous asked: Ok so when are you gonna get to your point?
I'm bored
Creeping through Facebook.
Liking girls pictures.
Sending them simple yet creepy messages.
Watching Breaking Bad, combing my beard. It’s a good night.
Have you niggas ever been pepper sprayed?
I have.
It fucking hurts.
Anonymous asked: ( o )( o ) babies?
Dylan we accepted you into the black community and...
ripkamsud:
marquisybear:
crippledbypizza:
WHAT
WHEN
WHEN
WHEN WAS I ACCEPTED?
when they slowed down roasting you
we speak to you dont we?
you like the son we aint never wanted but kept anyway to claim on taxes
L O FUCKING L
Since my birthday’s April 1st, I gotta remind you niggas the day before so you don’t think I’m joking.
Anonymous asked: I wanna have your bearded babies
Dylan my son & all, but that’s an astronomical L you’ve just taken .. & still receiving.
2:30 in the morning & my beard is feeling very illustrious.
whitepoweralejandra:
oh i get it
“the lollipop” is actually his dick
fifty cent actually just wants that girl to lick his dick
not a real lollipop
If I been with my with my wife for 10+ years, children & paying a mortgage, & she kicked me out the crib because I had a second phone .. you know I’m not leaving, right?
“the whole bird gang’s in here like kurt cobain was here yeah yeah yeah yeah...”
– juelz santana (via basednigel)
