June 2012
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As an NBA player, you should not suck at free throws. You have 5 seconds to shoot a free throw, you shoot a free throw with no defense on you with 5 free seconds, & you’re literally as close as you can get to the rim as you can possibly be without laying it up. Come on, son.
If you want me to judge you, just get a tattoo on your face.
Anyone who pays for porn is a fucking moron.
Anonymous asked: Rapists are just niggas that don't have access to porn. If you get that ma fucka a unlimited pass for bang bros you know how many women's lives we can save? #PetitionForPorn
When you watch the games, you see exactly why the Spurs are as successful as they are & why they’re up 2-0 on the Thunder. The Thunder are more of a one on one team whereas the Spurs have immaculate ball movement. Unfortunately the Spurs are currently getting their ass whupped.
I do not fuck with hairy pussy.
Kendrick Perkins wife lookin kinda fine.
I have a lot of friends from elementary school as friends on facebook, & i wanna fuck mostly all of them.
Niggas are really willing to get their jaw cracked...
Niggas really wear Yeezy’s.
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niggasandcomputers a réagi à votre billet : JR Smith is the type of nigga to be down by one…
He the type to go to the club after the game in his warm ups
He the type to go to the club with his warm up sweats but have on his jersey & headband.
newdeezy:
Wilt Chamberlin has a lot of illegitimate children out there. I believe that one of those children could be LeBron James.
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niggasandcomputers a réagi à votre billet : JR Smith is the type of nigga to be down by one…
He the type to 360 between the legs dunk for a buzzerbeater
Lmfaooooooooo
JR Smith is the type of nigga to be down by one with 3 seconds left but take a half court jumper.
He’d probably make it.
When I went to Miami when I was 15, my cousin has this friend of hers & I really wanted to fuck right then & there, but she was giving me “no, you can’t get this pussy face.” I was staying with my biological father during that vacation, & they had no relation(my father & cousin) so I told my cousin that I’d be back at her crib in a couple days. Her friend...
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andiwonder a ajouté votre billet à ses coups de cœur : I’m having a big ass bbqin the middle of July, so…
mrlhn a ajouté votre billet à ses coups de cœur : I’m having a big ass bbqin the middle of July, so…
I expect to see both of y’all.
I’m having a big ass bbqin the middle of July, so i expect all my New York followers to be there. There’s gonna be bitches & weed, & you know… everyone loves bitches & weed.
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when black people started wearing Hollister and...
waltfromlost:
If I’m talking to a girl, she better not mention no other nigga unless she’s talmbout how prettier I am.
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What DBZ Taught Me
kittydeagle:
Sometimes, I’ll support something until people who are actually apart of said thing do too much. Let’s take fucking vegans as a great example. I respect that people don’t eat meat for whatever reason, because there’s some tempting shit & that does take a lot of will power at times. However, I start to get upset when these niggas start throwing facts in my face as to why...
I don’t like it when people sugar coat shit that shouldn’t be sugar coated. If you’re fat, you’re fat. There’s no reason for me to say “noooooo, you’re not fat, you’re just slightly large.” What’s the point of doing all that?
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Hey guys
I’m having extremely Haitian festivities on Saturday night starting at 9PM. If you’re in Brooklyn & you wanna come, you’re invited.
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I love when people like shit I posted days ago. I never found it creepy, I appreciate the fact that you find my blog interesting enough to creep it for days.
I think there’s someone on Tumblr who’d be offended if I killed a mosquito.
It’s probably a girl.
A white girl.
Honestly
Look at the Goldie video. Was A$AP Rocky really spitting any type of hot bars? Nope, but the video was so good you couldn’t turn away from it. Naked bitches, weed, & the Eiffel Tower is how you sell the perfect image when you aren’t a good rapper. Perfect.
A$AP Rocky isn’t that good a rapper, but he has the perfect image for a rapper & he knows how to sell that image. I won’t say much about him though, because he makes more in an hour than I did last year.
May 2012
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Remember when Rihanna was actually a pretty decent artist?
-Enjoying this nice weather with my headphones on on my front porch.
-Neighbors friend decides to come through in a really white car with really loud music.
-Angrily go inside.
I was never one of those who thought that Beyonce was the most beautiful woman on the planet, but anyone who says she isn’t gorgeous is a liar.
One reason my relationship didn’t work properly the last time around was because of our different approaches when it came to communications. Keisha was one of those girls who’d say things like “it’s not like i’m a good girlfriend so why are you with me”, & despite how many times I’d tell her to cut that shit out, I’d hear it a week later. That...
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Catch me on the block rocking Bucci & Surberry.
Anyone who has more money than me is considered a rich nigga.
This shit i’m taking right now is extremely serious. I think my soul is escaping out my ass.