I truly wasn’t shit in high school.

thararescizor:

mom: get job
me: I a grow man

(via yungcigarette)

boycourt:

ferretdog:

probably the worst thing u can say to someone about college is that their major is useless

everything is useless 

niggaimdeadass:

some old people cute and some old people mad annoying

(via glitterbowprincess)

Smh

italianprophet:

haitianprophet:

Smh Can’t Stand Fat Bitches At Parties & Bbqs .. Always The Ones To Get Extra Of Everything Like There Aint Other Niggas With Them

This post was made the first week I got a blog and it is still my greatest post to date.

I used to type like a fucking dweeb.

Y’all are really reblogging my old posts. From 2010. Ruthless.

BasedGod

earljrsmith:

haitianprophet:

Lil B iS Fuccing Hard .. He Easily Wore The Tightest Shirt i Ever Saw iN My Life iN The “Violate That Bitch”Video But He Go Hard.Talking About Nutting iN Hoes Hair & Making Em Turn Square & Shit

Why are you guys reblogging these posts from my dark days?

This Nigga Lil Boosie

italianprophet:

haitianprophet:

This Nigga Lil Boosie About To Get The Death Penalty .. i Still Be Jammin To His Shit .. Wipe Me Down ..(Shoulder Chest Knees Toes) … That Nigga Dead About To Die .. Stressed

Jessie, are you really out here reblogging my posts from 2010? Bye.

I’ve only finished one mission and I already see playing San Andreas with no cheat codes is damn near impossible.

Boston Market hasvery serious food and anyone who slanders it needs to shut their stupid, whore mouth.

italianprophet:

my wedding will be catered by Boston Market

I’ve never missed an ice cream truck in my life because I put that on everything based, I will, and have on many occasions, hunt that motherfucker down for blocks.

solarsaturation:

You ever notice in movies that have an apocalypse setting there’s most likely a black president and they treat that dude like it’s his fault the world is coming to an end?

We live in a world where I went outside today and I heard people seriously discussing whether or not Obama caused the hurricane in Oklahoma. You think they’ll change that shit in a movie?

(via dwyanewadefoulingona3)

I’m going to play San Andreas without using cheat codes.