You never believe how well Pandora can know your music taste until it starts playing songs you loved 10 years.
I used to love my job, but the more I come here, the more I hate it. My coworkers make me despise it.
You don’t need to continuously strike fear into a woman. You shouldn’t strike fear into a woman at all.
Add me on snapchat so I can send you pictures of me pooping; rockiem.